Thursday 17 March 2011

Dear Kitchen Door

Dear Kitchen Door,
     Normally I like to rant for several paragraphs against such vile fiends, but you have already defeated me with your constant slamming and I just don't have the energy to be so long-winded.  People in my flat: STAY or GO!  Don't do both.  I really think that door is going to drive me insane, and I would love to trade rooms with someone who is not situated directly across from a heartless vacuum.  Or is it a reverse vacuum because it reflects all sound straight into my brain?  Whatever, I hate them both.

    Love,
       The person who would like to rip the door off its hinges (like my closet haha, but that's a different story)

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