Dear Goldsmiths/Arcadia

Dear Goldsmiths/Arcadia,

Once again, thank you SO much for not telling us something important. Like, oh, I don't know, the fact that we have RAs here? The only reason we found out is because we got in trouble, and some chick walked in the flat telling us to STFU. Good thing she did, because we ended up needing to sic her on some other assholes later that week. Bitches.

Love,
Jackie and Komal