Dear SEPTA

Dear SEPTA (and pretty much every other form of US public transit I've ridden),

     You should learn to be more like the Tube. Even the overground. They're quick, they're efficient, and when shit goes down they actually APOLOGIZE for the unforeseen circumstances that have made your day less than perfect. Oh, yeah. AND THEY'RE CLEAN.

Love,
--Jackie

P.S. Dear London,
     Public Transit: you're doin' it right.