Dear IT Department

Dear Goldsmiths IT Department,

     Please note that some of us do not appreciate being randomly disconnected from the internet.  XpressConnect (you know who you are!) may indeed be fast, but if someone were to multiply (fast) X (a shit ton # of times), he or she might be UNpleasantly surprised to find that they'll arrive at a large, unwieldy number.  Because I do not have to *enter my credentials* when I plug my charger, for example, into the wall outlet, I hereby propose that ethernet cable + ethernet port = internetz.  Please note the previous theorem, and have a nice day.

               Love,
                    Adam and angry techies everywhere